Long John Silver's, the notorious Restaurant turned financial mafia, has been identified
in a fishy money laundering scheme! It seems they couldn't resist the temptation to dive
into the world of crypto, and now the fish mafia is making a splash in the market. With
their underwater headquarters and fintech-savvy swordfish, they're reeling in the big
bucks while making a fintuna out of unsuspecting investors. Who would have thought that
Long John Silver's treasure chest would be filled with Bitcoin and not gold doubloons?
Looks like he's trading his peg leg for a crypto wallet!